Katrina Marshall
Nude

Katrina Marshall has a military-sounding name, like she’d be some strict, by-the-rules boss, who would not cut us any slack, let alone show us some skin. Thankfully for our little General, that is not the case. The buxom blonde is a free spirit, as she explicitly illustrated in the Norman Mailer-directed (from his own novel), cult classic Tough Guys Don’t Dance (1987). Starring Ryan O’Neal, it’s the story of a 40-something writer and ex-con who is prone to alcoholic blackouts. At one point, the drunk wakes from one of his blackout episodes to find blood in his car and a blonde woman’s severed head. No spoilers here. We are not going to tell you if that head belongs to Katrina or not, but we will say that she stands head and shoulders above the rest of the crowd in a party scene. She’s the only one undressed down to a thong, who answers the door for a new guest and flashes him her big boobs. We’re coming! Just try not to stare at our rock hard ding-dong! Credited only as “Topless girl”, it was the only acting credit the sexual hurricane that is Katrina accumulated over her career, but it did serve to prove one thing: Mr. Skin thinks of himself as a pretty tough guy, but if it meant getting to do the no pants dance with Katrina instead of the five knuckle shuffle while thinking about her, he’d be happy to do the Macarena, the Electric Slide or whatever the newest one is on Tik Tok!